Recipes

For food. And stuff

Bread

Cakes. Wait no it's bread

Mantou (steamed buns)

Mantou Ingredients 300 g all-purpose flour + 2 tbsp. more for dusting 1 and ½ teaspoon instant y...

Rustic Bread

"It's just some fucking rustic bread." - some guy, probably Ingredients 3 cups warm water 2 ¼ ...

Flatbread

Ingredients 2 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1...

Focaccia

Ingredients 10–12 servings 1 ¼-oz. envelope active dry yeast (about 2¼ tsp.) 2 tsp. honey 5...

Bannock Bread

Fandabi's recipe It's like that fuckin magic bread from lord of the rings or whatever Ingredients...

Cookies

Put them inside me

Extremely simple sugar cookies

Ingredients 1 cup unsalted butter , room temperature 2/3 cup + 3 tablespoons granulated sugar , ...

easy af Shortbread cookies

Ingredients 1 cup unsalted butter, softened 1/2 cup sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Confectioners...

...other?

I don't know. I'm scared.

Churros

It's motherfeckingggggggg CHURROS Ingredients 1 cup water 2 ½ tablespoons white sugar ½ teaspo...

Restaurant Copycat Recipes

Fuck capitalism but god damn some of that shit is delicious

Chick-fil-A Sauce

Be gay and eat this sauce Ingredients 1/4 cup Dijon mustard 5 tablespoons mayonnaise 3 tablespoo...

Wendy's Frosty

OH SHIT Ingredients 1 can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk 2 quarts chocolate milk 1/4 cup ...

Snaxxx

Eat them

Cheez Its, bitch

Ingredients 8 oz cheddar cheese, shredded (I used sharp cheddar) 4 Tbsp butter, cold 1 cup flour...

Not Edible Things

Cleaners, extractions, etc etc etc etc etc etc

Bleach Bleach Bleach

It is critical to read and follow the safety instructions on any product you use. Below are the m...